This was written in June and drawn in November, expecting the snow which actually fell in December to fall in January like it normally does.
Britain can't cope with snow. A centimetre of snow will stop the trains running*. An inch of snow is enough to shut the country down. Two inches of snow is snowmageddon. Last month we had nine inches - civilization survived barely intact, but sales of those lawn ornaments of fake Christmas snowmen holding signs saying 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow' plummeted.
The photo shows a deadly smattering of snow falling on The Pantiles in Tunbridge Wells. As you can see, conditions are already so bad that it's regressed to the Eighteenth Century.
* To be fair to SouthEastern Trains, a single leaf on the line is normally enough to stop their trains running.
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