Lavatory Humour

Here's a dependable stand-up comedy cliche twisted in a new direction. And redeemed by the use of French to make it seem a little less down-market.

I did have a cat once, Sunday, who would occasionally use the toilet if the lid had been left up. And the amazing thing is she did it completely of her own accord - there was no training or encouragement. I also once caught her peeing while sitting on a drain cover by the side of the road. Cats are much more resourceful than we think they are, but they prefer not to let us humans see it.