Bus

I never ride buses. I think I see buses as a sort of admission of defeat that I couldn't be bothered to walk to my destination, so I never take them. Besides, you have to be either under fourteen or over sixty to be seen dead in one. Or one of those men of a certain age that take books of bus routes to bed with them at night.

Before one of those men writes in, I'd better admit now that the colour scheme of this bus is inaccurate. Hastings Arrows buses are a fetching blue white and orange. This bus has a fairly typical tasteless privatised colour scheme of teal and fuscha.