The truth about those fuzzy pencil cases is that they're actually the skins of strange Turkish creatures with no internal organs whatsoever, called Doner Kebabs. They've been hunted almost to extinction now, and those sweating cylinders of meat that you see in kebab shops nowadays have to be made of reconstituted lamb. But in the old days they were easy hunting, all you needed was a skewer and you could feed a small market town full of violent drunks for an entire night with one.
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