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My wife has been knitting the same sweater for me for the last four years! It'll never be finished because it'll never reach the high standards she sets herself, so she keeps on pulling it apart and starting it again.
How on earth did I get the word 'frottage' past the Mirror? They would always call me up on imagined problems - I once referenced the famous dance DJ Joey Negro in a strip and got called up on it until I explained that it was a real name. But somehow, frottage never got spotted.
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