Millie Week 21, Thu 24 - Sat 26 January 1991

Pens on chains are no longer found in banks. Their new natural habitat is the National Lottery stand in Newsagents. However, they are an endangered species, as they are in danger of being swamped by the thousands of tiny biros that escape from Argos branches every day.

Amex are still sending me junk mail. You would think that after twenty two years they would have realised I'm not interested.

If you want to know why Europe's economy is in such a mess, may I refer you the last frame of Saturday's strip. That's why.