Swans look great but they're vicious bastards. Dave is based on a swan that used to be on the pond by the food court at Bluewater shopping centre. It shared the pond with some ducks and moorhens, but would really have preferred to have been alone, so he could hoover up all the discarded fast food by himself. He spent so much time chasing everyone out of his pond that he never noticed that the ducks and moorhens had worked out a system where two waterfowl would keep him busy while all the others toddled over to the picnic tables and gorged themselves on leftovers.
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