Twisted logic

I'm not sure this strip works, which is why I've moved it to midweek, rather than leave it exposed for an entire weekend on Friday. Either the logic is too twisted or not twisted enough, but I'm not sure which. Either that or I'm a bad judge of my own work - quite often I've found that what I consider to be sub-par strips are the ones that get the best reaction.

Jones' face goes all cubist in the last frame.