Schrödinger

 This is of course, similar to the Schrodinger’s Cat thought experiment, but nowhere near as cruel.

At last, I actually have a photo of the real Cat Who Stares at Stuff. The stuff he is staring at today is me, taking a photo of him. However, he’s in his favourite place, where he can gaze at everything that happens in the balconies above him. The laundry on the second floor is his favourite.