Pssschht

We have one of those electric squirty fragrance releasers in the mens toilet at the office I work at. The idea is that it's on a timer, and once every twenty minutes or so it squirts a soothing bursts of perfume into the smallest room. Alas, this soon builds up so that if you're the first one in there in the morning, it stinks of a combination of artificial lavender and fly spray propellant, and it's almost impossible to breathe.

A few weeks ago it went mad and started spraying every fifteen seconds or so. We opened the window, and for three days afterwards the car park outside stank of the stuff. We've now disconnected the machine.