Originally published 21 June 2010
Real sport at last! Wimbledon I can cope with, it only lasts for two weeks and it doesn't try to monopolise your attention in the same relentlessly needy way that football does. However, it does have an unfortunate meteorological effect - it causes rain to fall in the same way that rain dances and barbecues do.
Thursday, 31 October 2013
Wednesday, 30 October 2013
Bang!
Originally published 18 June 2010
The ball depicted is the official 2010 World Cup ball manufactured by whoever it was that made the ball, and used at wherever the 2010 World cup was played at. South Africa, I think. It was the one with the tuneless vuvuzelas, wasn't it? Now that's the kind of musical instrument only a football fan could love - a loud and annoying one that only plays one note.
Incidentally, tonight is the first night of this… I'll be playing Nicely Nicely Johnson for the next few days.
The ball depicted is the official 2010 World Cup ball manufactured by whoever it was that made the ball, and used at wherever the 2010 World cup was played at. South Africa, I think. It was the one with the tuneless vuvuzelas, wasn't it? Now that's the kind of musical instrument only a football fan could love - a loud and annoying one that only plays one note.
Incidentally, tonight is the first night of this… I'll be playing Nicely Nicely Johnson for the next few days.
Tuesday, 29 October 2013
Meet the fans
Originally published 16 June 2010
Football fans. Easily led, eternally hopeful, not very clever. In short: dogs.
Football fans. Easily led, eternally hopeful, not very clever. In short: dogs.
Monday, 28 October 2013
Sunday, 27 October 2013
Names
This year's halloween cartoon is another one inspired by that wierd cat calendar on my desk at work. This is one of those facts that the calendar throws at you, but worded in such a peculair way that this was the first thing I thought of. I think what they mean is that cats have the power to see ghosts, rather than identify them.
So, who are the cats Jones mentions in this strip?
Humphrey - the Downing Street cat, chief mouser under Margaret Thatcher and John Major. Named after Sir Humphrey Appleby, the leading civil servant in the TV series "Yes, Minister".
Skimbleshanks - the railway cat, from TS Eliot's, Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats. You'll find him in act II of the Andrew Lloyd Weber musical.
Custard - a pink cat who lived next door to a green dog called Roobarb. Appeared in a show with the best theme tune ever.
Thomas - the full name of Tom, the antihero of the Tom and Jerry cartoons, though only the housekeeper ever called him that.
Mr Jinks - a later Hanna Barbera cat, this one starred with two mice called Pixie and Dixie. Mr Jinks and Pixie wore bow ties, while Dixie had a waistcoat. Why?
Prudence Kitten - a forgotten British Children's TV puppet from the 1950s. It predates me but I remember my sister having a Prudence Kitten book. She was a glove puppet of a kitten who wore a voluminous flowery dress, and I think she was a spin off from the Muffin the Mule show.
Felix - a black and white cartoon cat from the silent movies. (This ones from 1919).
Angus - an eccentric persian domestic cat from the movie 'Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging', a British teen movie filmed down the road in Eastbourne and Brighton. Recommended.
Michael - of What's Michael by Makoto Kobayashi, the best cat comic ever.
So, who are the cats Jones mentions in this strip?
Humphrey - the Downing Street cat, chief mouser under Margaret Thatcher and John Major. Named after Sir Humphrey Appleby, the leading civil servant in the TV series "Yes, Minister".
Skimbleshanks - the railway cat, from TS Eliot's, Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats. You'll find him in act II of the Andrew Lloyd Weber musical.
Custard - a pink cat who lived next door to a green dog called Roobarb. Appeared in a show with the best theme tune ever.
Thomas - the full name of Tom, the antihero of the Tom and Jerry cartoons, though only the housekeeper ever called him that.
Mr Jinks - a later Hanna Barbera cat, this one starred with two mice called Pixie and Dixie. Mr Jinks and Pixie wore bow ties, while Dixie had a waistcoat. Why?
Prudence Kitten - a forgotten British Children's TV puppet from the 1950s. It predates me but I remember my sister having a Prudence Kitten book. She was a glove puppet of a kitten who wore a voluminous flowery dress, and I think she was a spin off from the Muffin the Mule show.
Felix - a black and white cartoon cat from the silent movies. (This ones from 1919).
Angus - an eccentric persian domestic cat from the movie 'Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging', a British teen movie filmed down the road in Eastbourne and Brighton. Recommended.
Michael - of What's Michael by Makoto Kobayashi, the best cat comic ever.
Saturday, 26 October 2013
Day one
Originally published 11 June 2010
The premise to this strip was that for the past few months we would have been bombarded with endless non-stop hype about the upcoming world cup. And now we were sick to the back teeth with it, it finally started.
The premise to this strip was that for the past few months we would have been bombarded with endless non-stop hype about the upcoming world cup. And now we were sick to the back teeth with it, it finally started.
Friday, 25 October 2013
Smith does not sponsor the England team
Originally published 9 June 2010
Why should I waste my money on sponsoring a team that will inevitably get knocked out in the quarter finals by Germany? England logos start appearing on products in the months leading up to the World Cup. In a world where there is too much choice, I find it helps me make purchasing decisions in supermarkets much quicker - I simply disregard anything with a World Cup logo printed on it.
Why should I waste my money on sponsoring a team that will inevitably get knocked out in the quarter finals by Germany? England logos start appearing on products in the months leading up to the World Cup. In a world where there is too much choice, I find it helps me make purchasing decisions in supermarkets much quicker - I simply disregard anything with a World Cup logo printed on it.
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