Christmas wrapping

Originally published 27 December 2010

It’s Chrrrriiiiiisssstttmmaaaaaaassssss! A very Merry Christmas / Holidays / Kwanzaa / Festivus / Winterval / Yule / Convenient excuse to get drunk (delete all which do not apply) to you all. And don’t forget to leave the discarded wrapping laying around for your cats to play with.

I have felt your presents

Originally published 20 December 2010

It’s pointless wrapping presents for cats. Though it can be fun watching them rip into a loosely wrapped catnip mouse.