Millie Week 99: Mon 27 July - Sat 1 August 1992

Memories of holidays in Scotland when I was a kid, being copped up in car forever because we lived at the bottom right of Britain and we were camping in the very top left corner. And to make matters worse, our car couldn't go over 50MPH because we were towing a trailer, so the journey took forever.

Motorway service station food is fabled for its inedibility and high prices. The only place in the world that serves worse food is any steak house in the centre of London with a name beginning with 'A'. If you ever come to visit, remember that tip - you'll thank me for it.

Flight 714 actually goes from Djakarta to Sydney, as any TinTin fan will tell you..