One of the odder things that you see around World Cup time are windows which have had all their light completely blocked by an England flag. This usually signifies one or all of these things...
- The owner of the flag has accidentally broken his window in a bizarre head-butting accident and this is a replacement.
- The owner of the flag thinks beer and football are far more important than ever having a chance of getting a girlfriend.
- There is a high probablity the owner of the flag has a Citroen Saxo rusting on bricks in the wasteland that was once a front garden.
Wayne Rooney is a footballist. He looks like a potato, but has a slightly lower intellect.
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