Showing posts with label Jubilee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jubilee. Show all posts

Monday, 31 December 2012

That was the year that was

2012 was a year that was fantastic and miserable at the same time.

On the fantastic side, we had a Jubilee that exceeded all expectations, followed by on Olympics* and a Paralympics that were so good we all thought we'd been magically transported to another country. Locally, Hastings broke the record for most Pirates in one place at the same time, the Jerwood gallery opened, The Hastleon's Oliver was a huge box-office success and Keane played a blinder of a set in a concert just behind my back garden.

On the miserable side it started raining on January 1st and hasn't stopped yet. My work load appears to have doubled but my income definitely hasn't. Smudge died, and Gizmo's kidneys have packed up and he's not responding to treatment so he's not going to last much longer. (Though it must be said, he's baffling the vet - he has so much urea in his system he should be dead by now, but apart from the fact he drinks water by the bucket, pees it out by the flagon and smells faintly of pee, you'd never know there was anything wrong with him.) The BBC is imploding, the press isn't. And George Osborne is about to invent the Triple-Dip recession, at about the same time as the Republicans are forcing the US over the fiscal cliff with their childish intransigence. (Honestly, triple-dip is a word that shouldn't be heard outside of an ice cream parlour.)

I'm playing with Osborne's excuses for his economic illiteracy. The past few excuses he's used for the ecomomy performing worse than expected have been 'a cold winter', 'a wet spring', 'Christmas' and 'The Royal Wedding'. When he uses 'The Eurovision Song Contest' as an excuse we'll know he's finally lost it completely.

* They're over - it's safe to use the O word again.

Friday, 28 December 2012

Totter

Its how I've always felt when seeing footage of the coronation from back in 1953. How did she move under all that stuff?

Wednesday, 26 December 2012

Queen Smudge

Dedicated to the real Smudge, who died on Sunday.

Smudge was the kitten who chose me when I came round to visit her litter. There were two female blue and white cats and one hen pecked all-blue male. Smudge saw me and climbed up my trouser legs and up my jumper to say hello. I knew I was going to be hers from that point onwards. And that's how it remained. Linda says I had a special smile I only reserved for Smudge, and I guess that's true, she was always a daddy's girl, and she had me wrapped around her little paw.

She'll be greatly missed, but she'll live on to boss her brother around in this strip. May she bring laughter to other people's lives in the same way she brought joy to mine. And whenever you see a wall, think of her.

My original notes for today: There's very little surplus Jubilee tat in the shops but Sainsbury's and John Lewis are awash in unsold Olympics stuff, which only now has started to reach the sort of price where you would ever consider buying it. But only if you're a fan of Olympic fuschia.

Friday, 8 June 2012

Basset

Maybe I'm being a bit unfair - he's only been going for 50 years, but he seems to have spent the last 40 of them stuck in the 1970s. I suppose that's one solution to the question of why cartoon characters never seem to age - in Fred Basset land it's perpetually 1973.

Wednesday, 6 June 2012

Bunting

It's all over. We're all back at work now, stuffed to the gills with Jubilee cupcakes. The bunting remains for a couple of months until we get to reuse it for the Olympic celebrations.

Monday, 4 June 2012

God bless you, Ma'am, etc

It's Day Three of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. We've had the day with the horses and the day with the boats, today is the day of the concert in the Mall, and tomorrow is the day of Deep and Significant Ceremony.

I'm taking the point of view of a different species here - what the cats say is not necessarily my own view. In fact, this time round, I'm surprisingly quite into the Jubilee, as is the rest of the country. The Golden Jubilee ten years ago was quite another matter - the monarchy was still suffering from its post Diana comedown and the Queens children still had the power to embarrass. Everyone tried to ignore the coming festivities until the actual day came around and then suddenly, we realised that despite everything, we still secretly loved having a Queen.

Ten years on, we're reconciled to Charles finally being married to a woman he actually loves; Wills is waiting in the wings with his own very popular queen-to-be (and arse-riffic sister-in-law); the Duke of Edinburgh is insulting all and sundry and the Queen stands at the head of it all, serene in her sensible shoes. It's a ridiculous institution and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Incidentally, by law the Queen owns Dave the Swan. Something to do with both being personifications of grace and majesty I suppose...