The clarion call

Actually, with my two cats, the sound that can be heard through twelve feet of solid concrete is the opening of a carton of Whiskas chicken'n'cheese cat treats. Or the sound of someone picking up a carton of Whiskas cat treats. Or moving towards a carton of Whiskas cat treats. Or just being in the same hemisphere as a carton of Whiskas cat treats. They quite like Whiskas cat treats. If those nice people from Waltham foods would like to send me a big box you'll find the email address on my profile page. Whiskas cat treats. Mmmmm.

Middleton, Middleton, Middleton Pie

I checked GoComics this morning to make sure the strip had loaded into the system properly, and the following advert popped up underneath it...

Offcuts of Royal Couple served in a delicious puff pastry. Coming soon in the same range - Diana in a bun. Blee!