More DIY

It's the last bank holiday of the year - or rather, the last one until Christmas, when we make up for the dearth of state holidays by staying away from work for a week and a half.

Thus, it's the last chance to do any extended DIY before Easter. And it's my chance to bring out all the DIY gags that I wrote for last Easter but which had to be postponed to make way for everything that happened over the summer.