Wednesday 19 January 2011

Snow!

This was written in June and drawn in November, expecting the snow which actually fell in December to fall in January like it normally does.

Britain can't cope with snow. A centimetre of snow will stop the trains running*. An inch of snow is enough to shut the country down. Two inches of snow is snowmageddon. Last month we had nine inches - civilization survived barely intact, but sales of those lawn ornaments of fake Christmas snowmen holding signs saying 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow' plummeted.

The photo shows a deadly smattering of snow falling on The Pantiles in Tunbridge Wells. As you can see, conditions are already so bad that it's regressed to the Eighteenth Century.

* To be fair to SouthEastern Trains, a single leaf on the line is normally enough to stop their trains running.

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